I have a spare moment. But just a moment. And my blogger's guilt is creeping up on me enough to use that spare moment to write a small post about stuff. Random stuff. Because that's how my brain works.
- Summer is almost over. Boo.
- Kennedy is starting kindergarten next week. Yay!!
- Kennedy is starting kindergarten next week. Waaahhhhh!
- This picture makes me laugh.
- Kennedy is a total hypochondriac and is constantly worrying about getting hurt/sick/losing teeth/etc.
- I love camping. I especially love how everything smells like campfire smoke when you get home... mmmm
- I just got an Iphone. So now I feel cool.
- We have 2 pet frogs. Kennedy named them Ivy and Kaia.
- Exercising makes me tired. Which is why I stopped doing it.
- I would like a complete wardrobe makeover.
- I would also like to win the lottery.
- I am also thinking I would like a boob job, since an online "what is your bra size" calculator's results came back as "If these measurements are correct, you do not require a bra."
Up yours, calculator.
16 comments:
Ha ha you make me laugh - I love your posts!
LOL to god's gift to women....
I love those little frogs.
lol (really i'm laughing out loud) had i been drinking something my laptop would be dead right now. I would gladly give you some of my uhhh..."womanhood"
Thanks for making me laugh. I love reading your blog.
lol to God's gift to women...
and LOL to this
"If these measurements are correct, you do not require a bra."
Good post.
You are so funny! And really I would like a whole wardrobe makeover too.
Why don't we go get boob jobs together and then have someone call What Not to Wear for us and say that all our clothes fit wrong (because now we have big boobs) and then we'll each get 5,000 dollars to shop till we drop and a trip to NYC? wanna?
lol- I am ALL over that one, Des! Let's do it.
I love your friend Desiree's idea. :) Go for it!
I'm up for the lottery... then I would have enough money to fix all the other problems I have!
Kennedy will love Kindergarten and do just fine. But maybe her Mama will have a more difficult time. :) I'm sure she'll grow out of the hypochondriac phase.
LOL to the hot male nurse guy. HUBBA HUBBA.
@Chris- I seriously hope she grows out of it soon. Her newest kick is the flu. She is afraid for winter to come because that's when people get the flu. So every day she asks me if it's winter, yet. And the other day- she was freaked out about the fact that people get phlegm and have to spit it out. Like- CRYING- freaking out.
Yeah, too bad I couldn't just give you some of my boobs. I have too much. That would be really weird though.
What's up with the smoke thing? I hate whenever my hair smells like campfire smoke.
Love the frogs. :)
LOL!!! You're so hilarious!! I'm sure the calculator would say the same for me...
and I agree with all those random thoughts you had, the school ones, and the excersize especially!! :)
Love the boob job comment. I laughed pretty hard...and I love all the thoughts that go through your brain. And as for wardrobe? I keep telling my sisters to "secretly" turn me in to "What not to wear"- I am still waiting. Maybe I should just let myself really go????hmmm
Oh Ashley, you are hilarious! Love your blog - sorry I haven't visited for awhile. Also, I was thinking about getting my kids a couple of those frogs for Christmas - tell me more please.
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