Stupid laundry fairy never showed up. So I ended up having to do all of it myself. Lame, huh?
Whatevs. Anyway, here are the latest Kennedyisms. As promised.
[Background: I had made her dinner and she didn't want to eat it. Her choices were to eat it now, or go to bed and eat it in the morning. She wouldn't choose so I told her she'd have to eat it in the morning. As I was carrying her to bed, this was her cry:]
K: I'M DOOMED!!!
A: ... you're doomed?
K: *sob* *sniff* Yes!! *sniff* I'm... DOOOOOOMED!!
"Boogers just keep growing in my nose. That means I gotta pick 'em!"
[Getting ready to show me a new dress]:
K: This will freakin' KNOCK your FEET off!!
A: Grandma Alli is going to come sleep at our new house.
K: But she might be afraid of our pet alligator.
K: Yeah. We're going to get one for our new house. And it's going to have a baby.
A: I see. And where are they going to live?
K: In a fish tank. With our pet baby sharks.
"I am the princess of the United States!"
"I shrunk in the swamp of sadness" [as she throws herself dramatically to the floor]
K: I love you more than ice cream.
A: I love your more than Disneyland.
K: I love you more than Harley.
A: I love you more than flowers.
K: I love you more than ALLLLL the world.
A: Wow. That's a lot. I love you more than the universe.
K: I love you more than my bike. Well, no- I love you the same as my bike.
[She loves to make up songs to sing to me. Here is one she recently made up]:
"... Your nooose....is your favorite nose.... and your mouuuth.... has teeeeeth... and liiiiips.... and a uvula.... "
"When I turn into 35, I will be in charge of you! And taller than you!!"