1: I want some pizza and ice cream.
2: But if I eat that, I'm going to have to run a gazillion miles to work it off, and, let's face it- we all know I'm not going to do that.
3: So I'll just nibble on my rice cakes instead.
4: I'm selfless yet stupid. I took Kennedy swimming, lathered her up with sunscreen, like a good mom, yet I neglected myself.
5: My back/shoulders look like they have developed leprosy.
6: It took me 30 extra minutes to get ready this morning- peeling is very addictive.
7: I want to get a bumper sticker for my junky car that says "watch for flying parts." And then I want to buy a new car.
8: But I'm too cheap to have a car payment, so I'll have to stick with my p.o.s. car(s).
9: It's fun to hear Kennedy use bigger words such as "certainly," "frustrated" and "absolutely."
10: Taking tap and ballet at age 25 probably isn't as easy as it would have been if I had taken it when I was younger and more agile.
11: There are many adjectives you could use to describe me... "graceful" isn't one of them.
12: Time seriously CRAWLS when you are waiting for a vacation (Bear Lake tomorrow!).
13: I love shoes... but wanting a different pair to match every outfit isn't justification enough for me to buy more. (According to Justin.)