[As I was getting ready for work one morning]
K: Mom, you don't look very pretty, yet.
M: Oh really? Why do you say that?
K: Because you don't have enough make-up on.
K: Mom- what is your brother's name?
K: No. Your other brother.
M: Matt and John.
K: No. Your OTHER brother.
K: No. Jesus!! Jesus is your brother!
..... Hey, dad?
K: You're in luck. Jesus is your brother, too!!