Thursday, January 15, 2009

Kennedyism time!

K: Hey dad- when you get in heaven, I can have a cat and mommy can have a cat!
D: Oh... that's nice, Kennedy... but you know that when I'm in heaven, I won't be here with you.
K: Yeah, but you're allergic.


*Ashlee was sitting on the couch and I sat down next to her to feed one of the babies.*
K: Hey, I wanted to sit there.
Me: Sorry, I sat down first. You sit next to me.
Ashlee: Yep. You snooze, you lose.
K: [Very matter-of-factly] You fart, you stink.


K: [Noticing a poster of our soon-to-be president] Mom, look! It's Obama! He's our present!


*My friend had her cat on her lap and was rubbing its furry belly*
K: Are you trying to get the fart out of him?

9 comments:

Sharee and Court said...

Oh my heck Ash! This is so funny! Is she obsessed with farts?? :)

Chris said...

Ah the obsession with bodily functions has begun. I don't think it leaves until the early twenties.

Such a brilliant child!! She is so funny.

the mom said...

Kennedy is so entertaining.... and insightful, because you know - Obama IS our present :)

Jennifer said...

Funny girl! That's one of the things I love most about kids. They just tell it like it is, to the best of their knowledge. :)

Raising Helm said...

HILAREOUS!!! what more can I say?

Irene said...

Funny funny Kennedy.........thanks for the laugh of the day

Janica said...

cute cute...i laughed pretty hard~!

CAMI said...

Um yeah I think she is obsessed with her bodily functions! But its great for posts- and very funny!

Shopgirl1483 said...

the girl loves a good fart joke, can you blame her?