Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Kennedy-isms

A few amusing Kennedy quotes:

Dad: I'm gonna eat your noooose...
Kennedy: NO!!! DON'T EAT MY NOSE!!
Dad: I'm gonna eat it! Here I come!
Kennedy: NO!! [holds out her hand] Here, eat my fingers!


Kennedy: Mom, can I have a brownie?
Me: Have you already had one?
Kennedy: [with chocolate all around her mouth] No.
Me: Kennedy, are you telling me the truth?
Kennedy: [looking away from me] Yes.
(I confirm with her grandmother that she has, indeed, had a brownie. After a "time-out," we discuss:)
Me: You know, if you would have told me the truth, I may have given you a brownie. I was just asking if you'd already had one. Next time, just tell me the truth.
Kennedy: Ok. I'm sorry. I had a brownie.........I had 2 brownies. So I can have another one.
Me: I'm sorry, honey, but I've already told you no.
Kennedy: I think maybe I had 3 brownies.


(first day of preschool- orientation)
Teacher: Everyone say hello to Harley [a boy in her class].
Kids: Hello, Harley.
Kennedy: Hey! I have a dog named Harley! And she's white! [points to her teacher] Just like your hair!



Kennedy:
Mom, I super really love you.
Me:
I super really love you, too.
Kennedy: I always like you.
Me: I always like you, too.
Kennedy: [after a long pause]...except when you're mean to me, like when you tell me I have to go to bed.

16 comments:

Smiley Family said...

Love it, all of it! It's great having little comedians around 24/7, isn't it?!

the mom / grandma said...

These are my favorite posts. Kennedy is such a crack up - I love her sweet and funny little comments.

On the phone today (from the store) she was telling me why she really needed to have a the new Ariel doll...

"Because she is so beautiful and I really really LOVE her."

Emphasis on LOVE.

And it's so funny when she decides she doesn't want to talk anymore she says "Ok, I'm done talking now." ...which is an improvement over her just handing the phone to her mom without saying goodbye....

wurstens5 said...

too funny!!

melanie33 said...

Man, you are such a tyrant. I mean why can't the kids eat 6 brownies? I mean, what did chocolate ever do to you? And bed time? It is so overrated. I am totally on kennedy's side. You just tell her I got her back.

Lisa said...

Kids really do say the funniest things sometimes! I have so much to look forward too! I can't wait to hear Lily's little voice

Shopgirl1483 said...

when she has to go to bed just tell her what jeff says, that we'll all be staying up late eating brownies and having lots of fun. that always seems to work, right?

love the kennedy-isms!! they crack me up!

Jennifer said...

Very fun post!! Kennedy is so cute! I love the funny things kids say. :) I wish I could bottle them all up and pull them out for some of my out of patience moments.

Sharee and Court said...

What a fun age ash! She sounds like so much fun! She is really funny!

The Martinez Family said...

I LOVE IT!! How fun that you can remember all the cute things she says. She sounds like a hoot. We should get our two "hoots" together.

Kevan and Jill said...

She really is so cute! Our children are going to have some cute kids of their own one day.

Sarah said...

That was seriously some good stuff. She is hilarious. I love it! I could read it all day. Keep it comin'.

Angelique Archuleta said...

LOL I love it. I wish I could remember some of our coverstations with Grace better. They say the darndest things. Love em.

Annie said...

ha, this made me laugh- A LOT! I really like you guys too, well, except for when you're mean to me...

Janica said...

What a hilarious little girl! I was laughing out loud. So much so that Tim asked me what I was laughing about. aahhh, arent kids cute?

Meg and Nate said...

These are so funny ash! Kennedy is adorable. Sounds like you will have your hands full:)

Lindsey said...

so cute and so funny! Those are the cutest pictures ever.