...is as strong as an ox
...will shoot you if you try to hurt his wife
...is cooler than James Dean
...feeds hungry fish
...isn't afraid to be a little "different"...
...can hypnotize an entire audience with his mad bass skills
...is in touch with his feminine side 
...is MUCH hotter than that last guy I posted about. 
AND... he's mine, all mine.
Happy birthday, Justin. I love you!
