Friday, September 17, 2010

Magic

Here's a life-changing conversation that occurred this morning via text messages:

Me: I wish I could magically take 3" off of my thighs. These pictures of myself make me want to barf.

Ashlee: Haha. Well I wish I could take about 5" off my middle.

Me: Well maybe we should try to invent something so we can.

Ashlee: I know. Now what?

Me: Hm... how do you feel about magic?

Ashlee: I like it.

Me: Ok. That's where we'll start.

Ashlee: Do you have any formal training?

Me: I've read all of the harry potter books. You?

Ashlee: Yes. Me too. I am actually half way through reading them a second time.

Me: Oh good!! That will help. It will be fresh on your mind, then.



So look out muggles, we're going to create a magic thing that takes inches off of whatever part of your body you want. And we'll be billionaires.

12 comments:

Heather said...

Sign me up!!! I want to be first in line!

Jennifer said...

Not to be a weirdo or anything, but adding fat in a couple of places would be greatly appreciated in certain cases as well. :) It seems like that would involve a similar kind of magic. Could you also work on a solution to that at the same time?

Ashley Rae said...

Ooh- yes, Jen. Maybe we could make some sort of pencil, so you could erase and re-draw. Or just erase. Or just draw. :)

Sara B. Larson said...

ooh, ooh! Do me, too!

the mom said...

I'll take three of the thingies.

Desiree said...

I'm in!!! Can you make something that comes in the form of chocolate and takes inches off?

Erin and Daryl said...

Oh awesome! and since I'm your good friend you magically take those pounds of me too for free right? ha ha

Raising Helm said...

YOU ARE TOO FUNNY! can we still be friends though I am not as funny as you?

melanie33 said...

so what if you are not looking to loose inches as much as you are looking to loose feet? I need me some pretty magnificent magic.

Michelle said...

I knew I should have read those Harry Potter books, oh and by the way, you are gorgeous so shut up.

Sharee said...

Let me know when it happens...

Jennifer said...

Sounds good, but I don't trust myself to do the drawing. You are a much better artist. Hopefully you would include your artistic ability as part of the deal. :)