Here's a life-changing conversation that occurred this morning via text messages:
Me: I wish I could magically take 3" off of my thighs. These pictures of myself make me want to barf.
Ashlee: Haha. Well I wish I could take about 5" off my middle.
Me: Well maybe we should try to invent something so we can.
Ashlee: I know. Now what?
Me: Hm... how do you feel about magic?
Ashlee: I like it.
Me: Ok. That's where we'll start.
Ashlee: Do you have any formal training?
Me: I've read all of the harry potter books. You?
Ashlee: Yes. Me too. I am actually half way through reading them a second time.
Me: Oh good!! That will help. It will be fresh on your mind, then.
So look out muggles, we're going to create a magic thing that takes inches off of whatever part of your body you want. And we'll be billionaires.