While enjoying a delicious glass of POG, my aunt Kristin started reading the back of this beautiful red carton aloud:
"The Magic of POG
In an enchanting world beyond the pineapple fields and rainbow gateway of Hawai'i, there's a magical village of Poglodytes. Each day our furry little friends gather a trio of fruits - Passion Fruit, Orange, and Guava - and make a one-of-a-kind fresh nectar affectionately called POG. Before sunrise, Poglodytes search orchards across the islands to find the best ingredients, next they swirl in happiness and sunshine, and finally add the secret ingredient unique to Hawai'i: ALOHA - all that is good in the world!
It's no wonder each sip feels like a fun Hawaiian party in your mouth [see- I told you I had a party in my mouth]. All three flavors come alive together with each sip of a favorite island drink for over 20 years. We're sharing with the world POG- a universal elixir of joy! With a big shake here and a big shake there, you may pour, drink and experience a fruit beverage that can only be described as "POG-o-licious." Perhaps tempted to save no juice for the rest, we urge you to finish the carton, pound your fists on the table, and chant with pride: "I HOG POG!" Go on you POG Hogger - drink 'til your heart's content...cheers!"
My cousin (J'Neil) soon declared "I HOG POG" as we all [laughed hysterically and] finished our glasses of the POG-o-licious elixer of joy.
Whoever wrote this should be given some sort of award. It is absolutely amazing.